No! You can't!
No! No!
(die clatters)
My +1 ring of awesome didn't save me.
(groans hoarsely) Avenge me.
Ahh, Avenge the beloved elf.
(grunts) Guh!
Relax, Mikey. Your elf is fine--
For now.
(groans)
But suddenly,
Your party is attacked by evil, vicious monkey goblins!
- Huh? - Huh?
You have to roll a 2 or higher to avoid being bitten.
(dice clattering)
BOTH: Twenty!
(die clatters)
One?
Critical fail, dude!
The monkey goblin bites.
Raph loses 11 hit points.
Eleven? Give me that!
I'm gonna use my magic sword +3 to strike.
(meows)
Hmm. What is all of this?
It's called mazes & mutants.
We found it in the trash up top.
A game? Don't you have mutagen to find?
But, sensei, we just beat the Kraang
And shredder's forces.
We could use just one day to relax.
I cannot understand why you play a fantasy game
When your lives are already fantastic.
Me next!
Everyone's favorite elf wants to attack goblins too.
Aw, yeah! +1 ring of awesome!
(suspenseful music)
Something is not right here.
(die clattering)
Excellent, my fellow anthropomorphized animals.
Play to thine heart's content,
For thy true game is about to beginith.
(laughs)
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Heroes in a half shell, turtle power ♪
♪ Here we go ♪
♪ it's a lean, green, ninja team on the scene ♪
♪ cool teens doing ninja things ♪
♪ so extreme, out the sewer like laser beams ♪
♪ get rocked with the shell-shocked pizza kings ♪
♪ can't stop these radical dudes ♪
♪ the secret of the ooze made the chosen few ♪
♪ emerge from the shadows to make their move ♪
♪ the good guys win, and the bad guys lose ♪
♪ Leonardo's the leader in blue ♪
♪ does anything it takes to get his ninjas through ♪
♪ Donatello is the fellow who has a way with machines ♪
♪ Raphael's got the most attitude on the team ♪
♪ Michelangelo, he's one of a kind, and you know ♪
♪ just where to find him when it's party time ♪
♪ master splinter taught 'em every single skill they need ♪
♪ to be one lean, mean, green, incredible team ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ heroes in a half shell, turtle power ♪
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(yawns)
It's mind master!
(electronic whirring tone)
(grunting)
(laughs)
Take this and so on, dash coolstar!
(groaning)
Dash, what's wrong?
Mind master.
He's filling my brain with horror and madness.
I'm trapped in my own mind!
(lucky cat meows)
You can fight against it, dash!
I believe in you to break free.
Yes, I do! Ohh!
(groans)
No! His mind is too very great!
Boom!
(explosion)
Where did he pull out the bazooka?
I have theories. None of them pleasant.
(plays triumphant fanfare)
Hear ye, hear ye!
We have seen the future, and it is larp.
LARP, Live Action Role Play.
We dress up as our heroes,
Then finish our mazes & mutants game in the sewers.
Cool!
Sounds like fun.
Sounds like stupid.
Count me out. Come on, raph.
If you play with us, I'll let you wear
my +1 ring of awesome.
Oh, really? Can I?
That would be so keen, Mikey.
Forget it. I don't do rings.
That's three votes to one.
Let's larp.
If we're gonna larp,
- We're gonna need costumes! - Yeah!
(dramatic music)
(canister hissing)
Leo the knight.
Donnie the wizard.
Mikey the elven thief.
Thank you very much.
Raph the dwarf barbarian.
Psst, you should larp on your knees
So you look like a real dwarf barbarian.
Ooh!
Come on, dude. It's slo-mo time.
(groans)
(footsteps echoing)
I've set up the game so we can finish in the tunnels.
Whoever solves the clues and defeats the dragon wins.
(gasps) (blood-curdling scream)
Ah! It's a deadly tree troll!
Get it! Get it! Get!
(both grunting)
(laughs)
Ugh.
Well done, adventurers.
The troll is defeated.
Oh, yeah!
Uh-huh, uh-huh. That's how I do it, uh!
Hey, I found something.
"Soon you will find yourself in a haze.
Solve the riddles to beat the maze."
That's not the clue I wrote down.
(mystical shimmering tones)
The haze!
Just like the rubber tree troll said.
(coughs) It smells.
You been eating asparagus again, Mikey?
Wow, Leo, you really hooked this game up.
This wasn't me.
(wolf howls)
A dungeon?
Um, what did you mean exactly
when you said it wasn't you?
Leo's just being humble.
This is amazing.
Everything feels so realistic.
(low rumbling)
(loud metallic clanking)
(all scream)
(gasps)
(all screaming)
What was that?
(arrows whooshing)
What was that?
This way!
(whimpers)
(all panting) (arrows whooshing)
(both scream)
Leo, I appreciate all the hard work you put into this, bro.
I really do.
The craftsmanship is a thing of beauty.
It's commendable.
But, um, what is going on?
I have no idea.
Are we really in medieval times?
Dude, I don't want to be stuck in the 1980s.
(mysterious whooshing)
(mystical shimmering tone)
- Who is-- - What the--
Weird.
Thou possesseth questions.
(chirping)
(voice echoing) I am the one
who possesseth thy answers.
What did he say? I don't speak spanish, dude.
My name is Sir Malachi.
I am the one who changeth your clue.
I am the one who broughteth you here.
And I am the one who will rewardeth you
if you win the quest.
Win the quest?
You four turtles must solveth the puzzles three
And defeateth the dragon
To free Princess April.
(gasps)
Then and only then will I releaseth you.
(laughs)
April--you have her?
Why you--you--
You let her go!
Or I'll possesseth your face-eth!
Righteth? (groans)
If thou succeedeth,
I will free your princess
And send all of you safely back home.
Fail and the dragon devours her
And thou will be trapped in the maze forever!
Forever!
(laughs)
Well, maybe we don't want to play your game.
(grunts)
(solemn music)
(suspenseful music rising)
(grunts)
(laughs)
Thou will play for thine lives!
(monkey goblins screeching)
Monkey goblins!
(monkey goblin roars)
Monkey goblins. Real monkey goblins?
A lot freakier than 1 inch miniatures!
(snarls)
(yelling)
(screeching)
(groans) This ax is impossible!
You can't play like Raph the ninja turtle.
You have to play like Raph the Dwarf Barbarian.
Never should've agreed to be a dwarf.
Do these monkey goblins remind you of something or...
(grunts) someone?
They almost look like-- (grunts)
Rockwell.
(screeches)
(monkey goblins shrieking)
(mystical whirring)
Poof!
What is going on?
And where did those things come from?
No idea.
But there's only one way out of here.
(fire roaring)
We're not really gonna do this, are we?
Unless you know some other way out,
We have to play Sir Malachi's game.
Whoa-eth.
If this is a dungeon maze, it's probably loaded with traps,
So watch your step.
I never want to see you get hurt...
+1 ring of awesome, so shiny and beautiful,
My magical source of power.
My awesome.
I'll give you a magical headache.
(hisses)
(mystical tone)
(voice echoing) wanderers...
Mine congratulations on solving the first puzzle.
And now for thy second riddle.
You stupid bird head.
Oof!
A maze is like a brain.
A dungeon is a mind.
Make one slip,
And you'll be forever left behind.
Can this get any weirder?
(trilling tone)
(all yell)
(screaming)
(whimpers)
Guess so.
(all grunting)
I think all of those tiles are trapdoors.
You heard him, team. Ninja stealth.
(determined music)
(yelps)
Ah! My dagger of limitless skill!
(lava bubbling)
Eh. It wasn't all that.
Whew! That was too close.
What is going on here?
I'm gonna tell you what's going on, Leo.
This is all magic.
There's no such thing as magic.
It's the power of the ancient elves, dude.
Why am I having this conversation?
I just want to hit sir nerdachi so hard
He turns back into an egg.
I want to clobber his feathery face into a pillow.
I want to--
(all screaming)
Sir Raphael, you challenge my power,
The power of the gray highland wizards of the north?
You must be eating some really crazy birdseed.
That doeseth it.
(voice echoing) Zinza makooloo carookoo chookoo!
(high-pitched chirping tone)
(gobbling) bring it on!
Yeah! Give me your best shot!
Let me see what you can really do.
(gobbles)
Raph, you, um...
You have the head of a turkey.
(laughs) Dude, that is so awesome.
Gobble, gobble, son, like a turkey do.
What? Huh? Huh?
(screams)
Ooh! That's right!
You're playing by my rules now.
Anyone who forfeits the game next
turns into a squirrel.
(shrieks)
And-- (voice echoing)
And now for the next riddle.
Where you thinketh you are,
Trouble if you boast;
If thou taketh too long, you shall be as toast.
Poof!
(gears clanking)
(all scream)
Oh, no!
(gobbles)
Flaming boulder! Flaming boulder!
(panting)
(sputtering)
Hoteth! Hoteth! Hoteth!
(gobbling and screaming)
(panting)
(sniffing)
(gobbling)
Ah! (grunting)
Whew.
(cooing)
(shrieking)
(lava bubbling)
I've been giving this some thought.
About me being a turkey?
Uh, no, about the riddles.
I think I get it.
All the riddles are really one single riddle.
You're saying the riddles point out
The true nature of this place.
You actually understand what leo is talking about?
+1 ring of awesome, dude. Whoa!
(whimpering) whoa, whoa, whoa!
(wall rumbling)
(yelps)
Ring of awesome. (whimpers)
(ethereal music)
(glittering tones)
April!
Guys! Thank goodness!
Can you get me out of this snow globe?
Hold on. We'll have you out in a--
(low rumble)
Uh, refresh my memory.
Was there some mention of a dragon?
(dragon growls)
(coins jingling)
(dramatic music)
(gasps and yelps)
(roaring)
Leatherhead?
(growls)
(roars, fire roaring)
(all scream)
Leatherhead.
But I thought you were gone forever, dude.
(roars)
We got to save April! It's not trying to hurt her.
Just us.
(grunting) Critical hit!
(gong resonates)
(gobbles and grunts) critical fail.
(all grunting)
(growls) (screams)
Ugh, our weapons are useless.
(screams)
Leatherhead, we're pals.
I don't want to have to fight you.
I'm sorry, leatherhead.
I hope someday you'll find it in your heart to forgive me.
Whoosh!
That--that can't be the real leatherhead.
(roars)
(grunting)
(bubble dome boinging)
- Really? - I'm trying!
It's cool. Sorry.
I mean, maybe just try a little harder?
Donnie! Stay put, April.
(dramatic music)
If we imagine our weapons are magical and all-powerful,
We can defeat leatherhead.
Yes, that's the answer.
But that makes no sense! (gobbling)
Trust me. Believe!
Focus. Use your imagination.
(roars)
(mystical whirring tone)
(shimmering tones)
(grunting)
(mystical tones)
April?
What's going on?
This whole adventure is totally looney!
Show your ugly bird head, Malachi!
(laughs)
Well done, fellowship of turtles.
Now I shall prepareth thy next adventure.
Then I will playeth the game with you forever
And ever and ever!
Forget it, malachi.
We figured it out. We did?
This whole thing is an illusion.
It's not real. It's not?
Nonsense!
Thou mustest travel the maze
Until my heart's contentethery.
No way.
(voice echoing) with mine first attack,
I cast magic fist!
(both groaning)
Told you. Power of ancient elves.
(voice echoing) Lightning of Lorenzo!
(electricity crackling)
Rockets of Ravendorf!
(magic rockets booming)
Everyone, listen. Malachi is a mutant.
He's creating the maze inside our minds.
Inside our minds? Are you crazy, leo?
He's got magic, but I've got the +1 ring of awesome.
(magic shots zapping)
Thou thinkest thou can surprise the game master?
I cast egg bombs of power!
(grunts)
(farts zapping)
Whoa! Ooh!
(groans)
My ring of awesome.
(whimpers) it failed.
Mikey, give me that ring.
You--you want to carry my ring?
Not exactly.
(grunts)
Uh! (screams)
Ow! That smarteth!
(thunder-like rumble)
(electricity crackling)
(all groaning)
Guys, focus!
The only way we can beat this is if we all believe it's not real.
I get it.
And I don't believe!
Leo says it's not realeth.
(whimpers)
Yes!
(pulsating whir)
(groaning)
It's up to you now, Raph.
I'm trying.
(chuckles)
Raph!
I don't believe!
No!
(grunting)
(gobbling)
Yes! I'm handsome again.
We're not playing anymore, Malachi.
(deflated toot)
(screams)
We're back!
Oh, man!
(growling) (chirps)
(chirping)
Ooh!
You shall not pass!
We were in the sewers the whole time.
What were you trying to do?
I--I just wanted to play.
My name is Martin Milton.
I used to be obsessed with mazes & mutants--
Every hour, every day.
All that changed the day I was feeding the birds
on my roof.
I donned fair cloak and wizardly hat
to become Sir Malachi, the sparrow wizard.
I went into the sewers to play a solo larping game
of mazes & mutants
When I accidentally found you.
I made sure you found the game.
I was so happy you liked it, so happy indeed.
I just wanted people to play with.
Dude, solo larp?
That is so sad. (sniffles)
Aw, Malachi wasn't entirely bad.
He did leave us clues that everything was an illusion.
It really was a game.
(chirping)
You can go, Malachi.
But you have to promise
that you'll never force anyone to play with you ever again.
Sounds faireth to me.
Boom! Wah!
Boom!
Boo!
Boo-wah!
Bwah!
Boo!
(squawks) Boom!
(voice echoing) Good-byeth, my friends!
Live long and larp.
(chirping)
And thus the turtle champions fought the wizard Sir Malachi
And won by the sheer power of their awesomeness!
Booyakasha!
Um, guys?
Hey, wait up!
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